Things that could go instead of 'The Truth is Out There' at the beginning of "The X-Files:"

• "It's only a paper moon."

• "Trust no one, save for my uncle Marty."

• "The truth is... oh hell... where DID I leave it?"

• "The skin is always greener on the other side."

• "Yadda-yadda-yadda"

• "Keep an eye peeled for Elvis."

• "Watch for falling toads."

• "Deny everything, and get a good lawyer."

• "The Devil made me do it."

• "So long. Bye bye!"

• "Did you know you can summon the forces of darkness in your own home using simple household ingredients?"

• "Be Seeing You."

• "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you."

• "Trust no one, especially not Leona Helmsley."

• "Good people, better soup."

• "Spontaneous Combustion: It's not just a good idea. It's the LAW."

• "Eat at Joes"

• "You've come a long way, baby!"

• "I left my heart in San Fransisco, and it ate twelve tourists."

• "Live from New York, it's... oh wait... sorry... wrong show."

• "Hey waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?"
  "Planning world domination."

• "It's not easy being green."

• "KILL 'EM. KILL 'EM ALL."

• "Mmmm mmm... GOOD!"

• "Pick a card-- any card."

• "It must have been something I ate."